RHOSLC The Bermuda Triangle 12/15/2023
- High On Reality Now

- Nov 4, 2025
- 3 min read
Updated: Mar 25
Happy Birthday to Monica: A Reality Check on Family Drama
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A Birthday Celebration with a Twist
Happy Birthday to Monica! Heather and the ladies have planned a fun-filled day to celebrate Monica's 39th birthday. During breakfast, Monica shares that she is going to visit her family members who live in Bermuda. Family members she hasn't seen in 30 years. She throws yet another dig at her mom, Linda, who I personally feel is a psychotic bitch. But let’s be real, you'll never "heal" if you keep trashing her every chance you get.
Monica sheds tears, as per usual, because she is so touched by the fruit, croissants, and tacky decorations. “No one has ever done anything this nice for me.” Maybe it’s time to make new friends, right?
A Nervous Reunion
After breakfast, Monica summons Lisa to her suite. She’s feeling nervous, a little anxious, and overwhelmed at the thought of seeing her family for the first time in three decades. She’d like Lisa to go along with her. Of course, Lisa is happy to go. We all know Lisa is nosy as hell. She even says, “I want to see who you come from and where your roots are.”
Why does Monica choose Lisa? If anyone in the group has had suspicions about Monica, it’s definitely Lisa. The old saying, “keep your friends close and your enemies closer,” comes to mind. While they make plans for the day, Monica drops a bomb in Lisa’s lap while throwing Meredith under the bus.
Monica tells Lisa that Meredith called her to say that Angie is part of the Greek Mafia, then discussed her financial situation. Magically, a week later, Monica’s IG account is flooded with DMs showing Angie and her husband’s financial paperwork. Lisa is pissed off! She recounts her issues from last season.
The Van Ride of Secrets
During the van ride, Monica questions Heather about her daughter Ashley’s sex life. Heather is taken aback, letting everyone know she is not going to discuss it. The fact that Monica cannot understand that it’s Heather’s daughter’s private business just goes to show how delusional Monica really is.
The ladies have fun jet skiing, but things take a turn when they get back on the Sprinter. Monica looks at her phone, rushes off the van into the bathroom, and crumbles into an emotional mess. Lisa runs after her.
The Reality of Family Dynamics
Family dynamics can be complicated, especially when there’s a history of conflict. In Monica’s case, the tension with her mom, Linda, is palpable. It’s almost like a reality TV plot twist that keeps unfolding.
Monica’s tears might be genuine, but let’s not forget the drama that often comes with reality TV. Is she truly hurt, or is this just another episode in her life? I can’t help but wonder if she’s playing the victim card to gain sympathy.
Finding Closure
As the day progresses, the ladies try to lighten the mood. They share laughs and jokes, but the underlying tension remains. Monica’s emotional state casts a shadow over the festivities.
Maybe what she really needs is closure. A chance to confront her past and make peace with her family. But will she ever be able to do that? Or will she continue to use her family’s drama as a storyline for her reality TV life?
Conclusion: A High Perspective
In the end, Monica’s birthday celebration turns into a mix of joy and sorrow. It’s a reminder that life, much like reality TV, is filled with unexpected twists and turns.
So, what’s the takeaway here? Maybe it’s time for Monica to reflect on her relationships. After all, true healing comes from within. And who knows? Perhaps one day, she’ll find a way to mend fences with her family. Until then, we’ll be here, popcorn in hand, watching the drama unfold.
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